Harper Thorpe
Jul 27, 2017 · 1 min read

And you’ll never hear him sing Brenda Lee’s “I’m Sorry”:

I’m sorry, so sorry
That I am such a fool
I didn’t know
I could be so cruel

You tell me your loyalty
Means you deserve mine too
Just please resign, and
I’ll stop pounding you

I’m sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
Jeff, let’s share a joint
And we’ll be good, you’ll see

Oringal song written by Ronnie Self and Dub Allbritten

Harper Thorpe

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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