Trigger Warning
Meg
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I was in the band so no formal sex ed. But if you’re in the band, you have groupies, and groupies seem to know which end is up (so to speak). I did see some movies, but the acting was terrible so I didn’t learn much.

However, I know you can’t count on this head-first stuff. Second son showed the doctor an arm and a leg first. By the time they got him turned, he came out looking like Sylvester Stallone after the fight Rocky lost.

First granddaughter was trying to arrive butt first; so a C-section was required. That position in the womb resulted in her legs being straight-up in the air as she regained her composure in the hospital nursery. The nurses were hopeful this condition would be resolved before she entered middle school ... and it was.

Trigger Warning: I had 2 boys and a friend of mine had 2 girls. He was relieved his wife would have “the talk” with his girls, and I confirmed my wife thought talking to the boys was my job. He asked what I was going to tell them about sex, and I responded, “ I’m just going to tell them it’s at your house.” KISS!