where I am going to be grilled like an individually-wrapped slice of Kraft American cheese?
I’m Going To England And France This Week To Ask Foreigners About Trump.
Allan Ishac

Perhaps a Krafty American cheese. You could further develop your European audience by making sure your special brand of “Trump love” becomes tabloid fodder. Suggest you try to get accused of being in England to rescue Pippa Middleton from that undeserving chap, James Matthews.

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