Trump Instructs Family To Lie Under Oath By Holding Hand An Inch Over Bible
Allan Ishac

Too funny, Allan. Like when Trump said he invented “prime the pump”, he’s now saying he invented the “Hovering Hand Method”. 
I understand this starts with Trump lies — their uncovering unplanned 
But should we give McConnell credit for discovering his under-chin gland
Or Ivanka for stealing that shoe design or that leg-covering armband
She who does deserve credit is Melania, Trump’s lovering she panned
What we know for sure, whether lover or POTUS, the job is unmanned!

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

By clapping more or less, you can signal to us which stories really stand out.