Harper TurekTrump Condemns Ilhan Omar’s Attacks on His Favorite DayWashington, D.C. — Saying that he just could not stay silent any longer, President Trump took to Twitter this morning to condemn…Apr 15, 2019Apr 15, 2019
Harper Turek“No, Please Don’t Give Us Exactly What We’re Asking For,” Beg Sanctuary CitiesSan Francisco — Responding swiftly to President Trump’s threat to scatter detained migrants across sanctuary cities in the U.S., the…Apr 14, 2019Apr 14, 2019
Harper TurekJulian Assange Claims Asylum In Entirely New Nation of BoxlandiaLondon — Having officially been extradited from the Ecuadorian embassy in London, WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange is now claiming…Apr 11, 2019Apr 11, 2019
Harper TurekBarr Says True Mueller Report Is the Friends We Made Along the WayWashington, D.C. — Testifying before Congress today, Attorney General William Barr posed a new theory that perhaps the true Mueller report…Apr 9, 20191Apr 9, 20191
Harper TurekNation Sets Doomsday Clocks Forward One HourWashington, DC — Citizens across the country today have followed the early March tradition of moving their doomsday clocks forward one…Apr 8, 2019Apr 8, 2019
Harper TurekTucker Carlson Says a Man Would Have Unearthed That Audio SoonerWashington, D.C. — Responding to the recently unearthed recordings of himself making misogynistic remarks, Tucker Carlson has now issued a…Apr 8, 20191Apr 8, 20191
Harper TurekNation’s Bikers Issue Strongly Worded Statement Disagreeing With Senate VoteWashington, D.C. — Saying that they now have no choice but to take the matter into their own hands, the nation’s biker gangs have just…Apr 8, 2019Apr 8, 2019
Harper TurekJeanine Pirro Excited to Bring Hard Truth to New 3 AM Time SlotNew York — Noting that she could not be happier to be given such an opportunity, Judge Jeanine Pirro says that she is extremely excited to…Apr 8, 2019Apr 8, 2019
Harper Turek“I Know You’re Here, McCain,” Whispers Trump as Oval Office Lights Begin to FlickerWashington, D.C. — Deciding to be brave and come out from hiding under the desk, President Donald Trump was heard softly whispering, “I…Apr 8, 20191Apr 8, 20191
Harper TurekIn Show of Good Faith, Kim Jong-un Names New Internment Camp After TrumpPyongyang — Following President Trump’s surprise decision to withhold on hitting North Korea with a new round of sanctions, North Korea’s…Apr 8, 2019Apr 8, 2019
