Hassan S. AliBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingI write comedy things. Currently: ??? Past: Creative Marketing Director at The Onion. Also, Editor of Slackjaw on Medium. Contact: hassan.s.ali -at- gmail.comAug 19, 2015I Am The Food Scientist Whose Job It Is To Find New Ways To Stuff Pizza CrustHassan S. Ali642The scientist who spoke to me in this article asked me to post this, his latest creation.