Today in OKC Opening Gambits

“Let’s fuck like minks, raise rug rats live happily ever after. :)”

“Can we talk on the phone I feel like talking to someone”

“How much does group sex seriously interest you? Did you know tonight and tomorrow are the last 2 nights at Le Trapeze?”

“I definitely can make you laugh and cum, just hopefully not at the same time. Would love the chance to prove it.”