30 signs you’ve been to Camp Widjiwagan
2 min readApr 13, 2016
YMCA Camp Widjiwagan in Ely, Minnesota is a magical place. You’ve definitely been a Widji camper if:
- You cringe and think, “Air, water, bread dough” when you see a canoe lying on its belly.
- You’ve pooped in a two holer or next to a friend in the woods.
- You can pump it up like Widji can.
- “Three times a day or once every three days” is serious medical advice.
- You’ve gone 7 days or more (30+) without showering.
- You’ve spent weeks in the middle of nowhere and a block of ice cream with chocolate sauce frequently popped up in your dreams.
- You have sent or received a care package that contains new underwear.
- You love Nutella.
- You’ve eaten more than your weight in gaddo gaddo even though you knew the aftermath.
- You have purchased Velveeta and Rye Crisp when off-trail and it only reminded you how much you miss the woods.
- The sound of rain on a tent puts you right to sleep.
- You own a Camp Widjiwagan song book and know all the words to “Madeline,” “Barges” and “River.”
- “We’re sorry you’re going away/ we wish that you could stay/ we’re going to miss you/ we wish we could kiss you/ we’re sorry you’re going away” makes you smile-cry.
- You have played bags, monster trucks and motorcycles, and drinky-laughy-spitty.
- You have been Big Booty.
- You’ve stood around the S.O.C. with your newest best friends, all with thermometers in your mouths.
- “Portage” or “pack” has become your middle name.
- Your sock tan lines do not reside at similar heights, on purpose.
- You have used a menstrual pad for something other than your period.
- Many of the crushes from your young-adult days had the job title “counselor.”
- You know how to clap, snap and tap your way to an indoor rainstorm.
- You will always laugh at the phrase, “Not today.”
- You have spooned peanut butter directly into your mouth from a five-pound bucket.
- You’ve been shunned for grazing the hull on a rock, earning no dessert for your entire group. You never hit a rock again.
- Finding a Gunslinger romance novel among your food packs was a rite of passage.
- You have told heard stories of Joe Smith and The Bear.
- You’ve peed on your shoe.
- Clean socks = Christmas.
- You are immune to mosquito bites.
- You’ve made lifelong friendships with people from all over and can’t imagine your life without the determination and strength you realized you already possessed all because of Widji.