Iron Eye,

Perhaps if I stoop to your level of conversing, you’ll be able to understand what I’m about to write—WHAT THE FUCK?! Although I actually have kept a number of old school reports (which you assert contain valuable advice for life), I have no idea at all why you’d refer to my recent pieces as racist.

What’s with the attitude? What makes you so damned angry that you not only find it necessary to call me a twat, you also belittle my intellectual ability, and insult my appearance? Dude, get a grip!

Is it possible that you’re so out of touch with reality that you’re unaware that Joseph Molesley, Downton Abbey, and even Blatherwicke G Mousley are all fictional?

To be honest, I’m not sure why I’ve even responded to your rants. Consider this my last word on the topic.