DayLeeFix

Mommicus wifeolarium mediocreta. Not-So-Secret book hoarder. Writes for nobody at www.dayleefix.blogspot.com and instagram @dayleefix

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DayLeeFix

Jul 11, 2016 · 7 min read

ToddlerBandit’s Scared of Cops and It’s All My Fault

This week I taught my three year old to fear the cops.

My three year old. Who is white like:

Snow
Rice

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DayLeeFix

Aug 18, 2017 · 5 min read

I Won SNL Tickets!

You Guys. I won SNL tickets. I’m not even shitting you. For real.

DayLeeFix

Jan 19, 2017 · 5 min read

Ethics Covered My Ass — Then and Now

Today is a big day. Maybe. If Esten’s plan goes to plan, anyway. And things could go either way, really. Maybe.

It took me over an hour of prying between his sobs and snotty tears last night to pull it out of him. He finally managed…

DayLeeFix

Jan 3, 2017 · 3 min read

New Year’s Evolution

My social media feeds are overflowing with new recipes, exercises, and handy tricks to remember to drink four gallons of…

DayLeeFix

Sep 28, 2016 · 7 min read

Stop Paying Your Medical Bills Immediately

I mean it.

If you’re one of those people like my husband who doesn’t let your…

DayLeeFix

Aug 22, 2016 · 9 min read

Whose Pants are Wetter: Gypsy Wedding Crasher or Ryan Lochte?

This week. Holy cow. I wanna talk about a couple of dudes who got shitty drunk, made “bad decisions” that impacted others, and who now are just bewildered that people would like to hold them accountable. Ryan Lochte and our…