Heidi HaywardFictional Survivor Account from Coronavirus Cruise ShipConnie Gubbins, of Spokane, Washington, was a passenger on the Grand Princess cruise ship, as imagined by me, Heidi Hayward.3 min read·May 2, 2020----
Heidi HaywardNaked Fun Doesn’t Require your Penis to Penetrate Anything and Other ThoughtsThere are a lot of think pieces (a disturbing number by women) responding to reports of Aziz Ansari’s alleged sexual misconduct with…3 min read·Jan 18, 2018--1--1
Heidi HaywardinApplaudienceMy Scientologist Neighbor Thinks I’m DepressedThis morning, as I stepped onto my sun-soaked porch to breathe in the possibilities that await us all each new day, I found a hand-written…3 min read·Oct 1, 2016----
Heidi HaywardWho should these underappreciated bad ass b*tches bang next?This week Huma Abedin is (again) on the list of intelligent, successful, beautiful women wronged by a husband. There are so many incredible…5 min read·Aug 31, 2016----
Heidi HaywardBad TV is HealthyWARNING: Contains season one Mr. Robot spoilers.5 min read·Aug 18, 2016----
Heidi HaywardI’m a lady in LA, and I should’ve stayed home today.I live in a shitty neighborhood. It smells like urine, and sometimes vomit. The patches of grass in front of the houses are dog (I hope?)…5 min read·Aug 2, 2016----