Heidi HaywardFictional Survivor Account from Coronavirus Cruise ShipConnie Gubbins, of Spokane, Washington, was a passenger on the Grand Princess cruise ship, as imagined by me, Heidi Hayward.May 2, 2020May 2, 2020
Heidi HaywardNaked Fun Doesn’t Require your Penis to Penetrate Anything and Other ThoughtsThere are a lot of think pieces (a disturbing number by women) responding to reports of Aziz Ansari’s alleged sexual misconduct with…Jan 18, 20181Jan 18, 20181
Heidi HaywardinApplaudienceMy Scientologist Neighbor Thinks I’m DepressedThis morning, as I stepped onto my sun-soaked porch to breathe in the possibilities that await us all each new day, I found a hand-written…Oct 1, 2016Oct 1, 2016
Heidi HaywardWho should these underappreciated bad ass b*tches bang next?This week Huma Abedin is (again) on the list of intelligent, successful, beautiful women wronged by a husband. There are so many incredible…Aug 31, 2016Aug 31, 2016
Heidi HaywardBad TV is HealthyWARNING: Contains season one Mr. Robot spoilers.Aug 18, 2016Aug 18, 2016
Heidi HaywardI’m a lady in LA, and I should’ve stayed home today.I live in a shitty neighborhood. It smells like urine, and sometimes vomit. The patches of grass in front of the houses are dog (I hope?)…Aug 2, 2016Aug 2, 2016