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Welcome to the bloody hell. Get on my emotional rollercoaster. For maximum torture, please hold on to the physical…

It’s time to reevaluate.

If you do any of these, you’re an absolute jerk:

1. Asking for free stuff/service. Yes. Since every meal, housing and university lesson of my future child are free, I’d love to shower you with gold! I take this as an…

If this was a thriller movie, they'd show happy close up shots — sunshine that’s a little to bright, a pair of scarlet lips laughing, green waves rolling— along with a melody of dread.

If that kind of scene shows up on HBO, I wouldn’t care if the movie won 100 Oscars, I would still run…

No gossip. No “when will you get married” pressure shit.

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• Your bucket lists