Are you an asshole?
It’s time to reevaluate.
If you do any of these, you’re an absolute jerk:
- Asking for free stuff/service. Yes. Since every meal, housing and university lesson of my future child are free, I’d love to shower you with gold! I take this as an insult since you just washed off people of my entire profesion like you wipe your butt with that tissue toilet you paid.
- Ghosting. “YES! I’d totally LOVE to buy.” When I followed up 3 days, 7 days and 2 weeks later, you gone off with the UFOs to the neighboring dimension, leaving a weak pulse of life, “last online: 10 minutes ago.”
- Promising good work. Delivering excellent robbery of my cash, hope and time. Even a 5-year-old can fully comprehend, “You’re an ass.”
Had to get them out.
I feel better now.