Trumps’ Money and the New World Order

Call me old fashioned. I grew up thinking that when applying for employment, relevant experience and education was required. I had no idea that being rich qualifies me for any American position. This is a new world; I read that approximately 40% of Americans consider it appropriate to promote my wealth by yelling. “Give me this job because I am rich!” I guess having money shows super human powers. It indicates an incredible IQ; one higher than all the crooked people have, who are currently in power. My Money and IQ is so great that I need nothing else to qualify for the job.

It is reassuring to know that America is now an equal opportunity country where rich people can apply for jobs which they hold no credentials. How, for so many years, did America manage to hide its’ discrimination by asking the rich for relevant experience and education? Americans must feel horrible about how poorly they treated the misunderstood, hard working millionaire. Discrimination must stop and it must stop now! Donald Trump must be elected for the rest of the world to see how wise Americans have become. USA has seen the light! Perhaps now, other countries will be inspired to follow and elect unqualified rich men into positions of power.

Donald Trump taught me that millionaires can do anything. They can fly airplanes (who needs lessons?), build motorcycle engines (because Rich people can buy five hundred Harleys). Rich people can also be surgeons! Who needs a medical degree when being rich is all that one needs? In todays’ new world, one can walk into a Mayo Clinic and demand to scrub up for surgery. Imagine the following:

“What do you mean I can’t be a surgeon!!? Don’t you know I am rich? Oh pooh the Medical State Board – -Don’t you know they are crooked as Hillary?!” Off I stomp; my first order of business being to FIRE each idiot board useless member.

Being rich in todays’ world means I can do anything I want; even fly without wings. This is America after all, the not so greatest great country in the world. In American you can do the impossible; you can even plant a toupee touting man, with no relevant experience into the most powerful position in the world.

Voters are angry. They want change. They say outsiders cannot corrupt Trump because he has money; Trump cannot be ‘bought’ by special interest groups. This argument falls short as it fails to consider that Trump is, and always has been, driven by money. He lives for nothing but the almighty dollar. It is foolish to believe that Trump will turn his nose at freely given moola. Money makes Trump salivate like the dog with the bell. He snarl smiles while his heart thumps with great gulps of glee. Trump having money will not stop corruption. It will only provide greater greasing of grubby fat fingers; especially when given through Putins’ puny palms.

People want change but placing another rich man into power will maintain only status quo. What requires change is the house, the entire political structure. Imagine building upon a shaky foundation; a broken basement will always fall to defeat. If people want change, then I suggest they stop doing what has always been done.

I propose a weird possibility; these are weird times and being crazy requires crazy solutions. If Americans want change then go for the gusto. Tear down the structure; Get rid of it all. Fire congress, the senate and president. Get rid of these issues, not the person in a constantly grid locked system. Congress and Senate, they rule the country. If a reality TV star can become president, then why not go big? Thinking Trump as President is small thinking at its’ best. Why hire one when three could do better?

Since no relevant qualification or experience is needed, I vote for Dr Phil McGraw, Ellen Degeneres and Oprah Winfrey for presidential rule. Three people; it is a significant number. Three represents the holy trinity and how more powerful can American become? I ask Why make America Great when almighty God could arise through this holy elected trinity.

Elect 3 rich stars; it balances out all greasy palms. Three for the price of one, we all love a bargain. Just imagine – -Dr Phil McGraw representing all disenfranchised men who feel a lost voice. Phil also cares for marginalized, mentally ill and people with addiction. Imagine Phil with Ellen, she likes to dance and will surely protect all LGBT rights. Congress will always start with light hearted laughter; dancing will follows with Ellen, Oprah and Phil shaking their booties. Last but not least, Oprah brings heart; she is passionate and a smart woman of colour.

This holy trinity is smarter, more compassionate than Trump. They also appear not driven by money. Finally, Phil does not wear a wig, he is true about his being. His shiny head reflects his bright thinking. I suspect Trump wears yellow/orange coloured rugs. I fear his brains are smothered by heat.

If America wants REAL change, they should lobby for God, the holy trinity which these three will bring when being elected. One last thought, if Oprah, Phil and Ellen accept this weird challenge, I suggest their campaign is named “PLHope” (Phil, HOprah ad Ellen). Vote for PLHope; Peace, Love and Hope. The holy trinity. America does not need to be Great;, it only needs, PLHope.