I trust my husband; I just don’t trust the rest of the world

Illustration by Carmen Johns

Helen Ellis

Helen Ellis is the author of the funny essay collection, Southern Lady Code. You can find her on twitter @WhatIDoAllDay and Instagram @AmericanHousewife.

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