What would happen if every woman around the world refused to have sex for a week?
Nov 6 · 2 min read

- Prostitutes would go hungry, or get fired from the brothels they work in.
- Most married guys wouldn’t even notice, since many get it less often anyway.
- College life would be weird for a week. There will probably be more fights in bars and at parties. Some guys would probably try gay sex a bit sooner than they normally would have. Some guys would probably go towards raping women, unfortunately.
- Floral deliveries would increase in the last half of the week, due to guys thinking they’d done something wrong, or having to suck up to their girlfriends & wives.
- Lesbian couples would be fighting and not understand why.
- There would be a minor dip in the worldwide birth rate, since roughly 2.5 million babies who would normally have been born after being conceived that week would not exist.
- Gay male couples would be fine, going about their normal routines.
- Somewhere in rural Ohio, near the West Virginia border, a frustrated husband will take his dog coon hunting on Friday night instead of staying home with his normally receptive wife. He’ll see, shoot, and kill a Bigfoot, cut off the head as proof and alert the local cops and media. The body is recovered and many samples are taken as evidence. The government will react too slowly to squash (or squach, sorry!) the report and seize the evidence. The news spreads quickly and hundreds of locals everywhere feel vindicated. Meanwhile, a female Bigfoot will realize that her lack of “attention” to her mate caused him to be careless while walking in the woods that past Friday night.
