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A Record Number of Republicans are Undergoing Surgery to Avoid Eye Contact with Mitch McConnell
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Kay Zare
Rush's Monkey
Rush's Monkey
Jul 25, 2017 · 1 min read

I can’t quit grinning at the thought of lobbyists mounting Mitch in the halls of Congress. I’m sure they’d bill their sponsors at a rate increased proportionally to the detestable acts performed, then double it, because satisfying a turtle is a potential felony.

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