Last night one of the founders of 3d startup here at our co-working space, lent me his Oculus.
I haven’t touched 3D since my grad days at ITP/NYU..back then it was called YORB. I was intrigued.
Before he left, my founder friend mentioned ( with a big grin ) that I should check out the few virtual porn videos he downloaded from http://virtualrealporn.com
Having recently read a great thread on HackerNews on OOBE ( Out of body experiences )- I was really looking fwd to seeing how much my puny brain could connect the dots.
Oh boy how hath VR come a long way. Folks, this is a major game-changer.
Case Study Time.
The week before my wife ( of almost a decade ) and I had one of our more ‘serious’ talks.. and one thing that came up was the typical condition every new parental couple goes through.. dopamine stagnation, or as she phrased it “You don’t surprise me anymore”.
Well that night I Skyped her :
‘ Darlin… tonight..prepare yourself.
We’ll be traveling to galaxies far away…. along with a few new virtual ‘friends’ .
Her face was beaming with anticipation when I revealed the ominous device.
I first went easy on her, and had her play the “intro to VR” videos that came with it.
She experienced ( from a helicopter level ) a pack of horses running in Iceland..
She sat in the middle of yet.. with a family of mongols having lunch.
She travelled from planet to planet in our solar system..
Introduction. Complete.
She was beyond..giddy. She was blown away.
I then grabbed her hand and asked her to come up to our bedroom.. disrobe..lay down.. put the device back on..and click PLAY again.
She was now another woman.
Virtually, laying down..with a few tattoos here and there.. and a bunch of sex toys in front her. As the tattooed woman proceeded to use the first toy .. I made sure to stay in-sync and go down on her..synchronistically. All she could keep saying was..OMG..OMG..OMG… She orgasmed like it was 1999.
This one is a keeper. I now know what I want from Santa.
Finally.. it was my turn.
I felt like I was 13 again.. when I discovered my dad’s VHS porn collection for the first time. It was called Behind The Green Door. From that point on.. sex became a mystical ritual of sorts.
I flicked through the few videos on display.. and found a video that by sheer coincidence what looked a lot like a co-worker. How’s that for ‘mind-fuck’?
My wife didn’t see the video herself.. but I directed her play by play to mimic what I was experiencing.
Suffice it to say.. it was a 1000% OOBE.
I was instantly transported into the same place and time with this new girl.. When I looked down I could see the torso of the dude/me .. the orientation and scale was 1:1.
It was creepy at first..because he had a much larger penis than me..but hey why not.. lets cross that off the list too!
I looked up again…the pleasure and the girl took over and heightened every other sense of mine.
We were one… all of us. A future ménage à trois of sorts.
I can see Freud getting a real kick out of this.
Folks VR sex has landed. It’s too real.
Tread carefully, pandora’s box is wide open.
p.s. i think u will dig this dj set : https://soundcloud.com/timsweeney/sets/bis797
