Issues: a Dwarf Fortress Found Poem

Henry Osadzinski
Feb 22, 2016 · 1 min read
Image credit: Wired

Cats are dying
for no reason — is it alcohol poisoning?
Also, the baby child cap
is not respected.

Casting obsidian causes sand floors to appear.
And visitors are punished
for violating production orders.

Playing adventure mode
causes massive drops
in cave animal population.

The vile force of darkness
is made up of dwarfs.
While multiple barons are elevated to dukedom.

A dwarf doesn’t drop their item,
as soon as they are ordered
to kill.
And the mayor can be misidentified as the king.

over a spouse’s miscarriage
does not occur on the spouse,
but on the wife who miscarried.

Inspired by and

Henry Osadzinski

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Coffee drinker, cable fancier, aspiring BotMaster, dog faced boy. Everything is my own opinion and probably in poor taste.