Issues: a Dwarf Fortress Found Poem

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Cats are dying 
for no reason — is it alcohol poisoning?
Also, the baby child cap
is not respected.

Casting obsidian causes sand floors to appear.
And visitors are punished 
for violating production orders.

Playing adventure mode
causes massive drops 
in cave animal population.

The vile force of darkness
is made up of dwarfs.
While multiple barons are elevated to dukedom.

A dwarf doesn’t drop their item,
as soon as they are ordered 
to kill.
And the mayor can be misidentified as the king.

Anguish
over a spouse’s miscarriage
does not occur on the spouse,
but on the wife who miscarried.

Inspired by https://thelocalyarn.com/article/patch-notes-poem and http://www.bay12games.com/

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