Henry AllaninGreener Pastures MagazineA Review Of Our Experiment To Replace Prison Guards With Non-Unionized Substitute TeachersWe’d assumed the public school system would have prepared them for thisMay 30, 2023May 30, 2023
Henry AllaninThe HavenAn Open Letter To The Jackass Who Invented The Snooze ButtonHow you’ve irrevocably destroyed society.Sep 8, 20222Sep 8, 20222
Henry AllaninThe HavenA Recovered Alcoholic On Non-Alcoholic BeerA poem — in the same way non-alcoholic beer is “technically beer”.Sep 4, 20222Sep 4, 20222
Henry AllaninSlackjawWe Can’t Hire You Unless You Legally Change Your Name — A Letter We Send To Applicants Named SteveIt’s not that we don’t like the name Steve; it’s that we like it a little too much.Jan 30, 20228Jan 30, 20228