Herbie McDoolittle & SonsIvanka Announces New Chic Protestor Footwear— ‘Stiletto Heals’Black lives matter, especially if they’re well dressed, according to a new shoe line developed by Ivanka Trump.Jun 4, 2020Jun 4, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Set To Announce First Oligarch: My Pillow Guy To Own Crack, Opioids, and Bedding SectorTaking a cue from Vladimir Putin, President Trump has decided to place loyal oligarchs in charge of vast segments of the American economy…Jun 2, 2020Jun 2, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Ups Psychopathic Lying Quota 25% For Election Stretch RunSenior officials in the Trump 2020 campaign have been issued new daily lying targets representing a 25% increase over previous quotas.May 30, 20201May 30, 20201
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Appoints Himself “Inspectator General” For Entire Government; Tells Democrats To Suck-ItPresident Trump announced today that he has fired all government Inspector Generals and replaced them with himself. Trump’s decision comes…May 26, 2020May 26, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Silver Lining: Polls Show Douchebags, Morons, And Pedophiles Strongly Support PresidentRecent polling, showing Trump losing ground to Democratic rival Joe Biden, has left White House advisors looking for any grain of good…May 24, 2020May 24, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & Sons“Biden’s A Dick,” Trump Campaign Seeks New 2020 SloganPresident Trump’s 2020 campaign held a secret meeting last month seeking one or two unifying campaign slogans to use on bumper stickers…May 22, 20201May 22, 20201
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Refuses To Wash Hands, Prefers Stink Finger From 2006After repeated attempts to get President Trump to wash his hands, Coronavirus task force doctor Anthony Fauci has finally given up.Apr 16, 2020Apr 16, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Vows To Leave “Broke Dick” America For South KoreaPresident Trump tweeted this morning he was sick and tired of living in a “broke dick” country where “the Governors sucked,” and you…Apr 15, 2020Apr 15, 2020
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsToilet Paper Magazine Endorses Trump For 2020Toilet Paper magazine, the leading publication covering the toilet paper industry, has announced that it will formally endorse President…Apr 13, 2020Apr 13, 2020
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