Kyle HerrmaninGrazeBad Poetry Corner: In Memory of a Fishy FriendGoodbye, my little fishy friend I see your time is at an end “I’m no expert,” I say, frowning But healthy fish don’t upside-downy (I doubt…Oct 11, 2017Oct 11, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeHow to Open the Bagels from CostcoThis is, admittedly, a narrow topic. However, I have put a lot of thought into figuring out the proper way to open the bag of bagels from…Oct 4, 20172Oct 4, 20172
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeQuestions To Ask Yourself As You Try To Open A Cereal BoxMy children are bad at opening cereal boxes. I have devised a useful set of questions for them to ponder as they make their own breakfast.Sep 27, 2017Sep 27, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeThe Care and Storage of PizzaSometimes after you eat pizza for dinner there will be some pizza left over and you will not be hungry enough to eat that pizza.Sep 20, 2017Sep 20, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeBad Poetry Corner: Older DonutsDonut Man, you are my friend I’ll stand by you until the end Count the ways I love you: Dozens! Way more than your bagel-y cousins The…Sep 13, 2017Sep 13, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeThe Nordic Track I Just Dumped Off At Goodwill: A ReviewThe Nordic Track allows you to pretend you’re cross-country skiing while you exercise in the comfort of your own house. Most of the…Sep 6, 2017Sep 6, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeThe Toilet Paper at Work: A ReviewAfter many, many unsatisfactory trips to the office bathroom, I feel compelled to write a review. I do this under duress. It is with a…Aug 30, 2017Aug 30, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeDippy Eggs, Part Two: Cute Animal ShapesYour kid knows how to make dippy eggs now, right? (If not, go here to bathe in my wisdom.) Eggcellent. Now let’s take it up a notch. Let’s…Aug 23, 2017Aug 23, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeBlanket Forts: The Architecture of PlayWhen school started, we dismantled the blanket fort that had taken over our living room. I now realize this was a mistake. I have the house…Aug 16, 2017Aug 16, 2017
Kyle HerrmaninGrazeDippy Eggs: Teaching Your Kids to Play With FireKids love cooking because it’s a grownup activity and slightly dangerous. A gas stove is the best way to cook with kids because it involves…Aug 14, 2017Aug 14, 2017
