Rules for Kanye West’s Easter Dinner

Quiet please

No giggling

No smiling

No eating

No greeting family members

No fast movements

No sharp movements

No sitting at the table

No finding eggs

No eating at the same time

Concentrate, Focus

No praying

STAY IN CHARACTER

Do not pass food around, if you must, lay down on the food

If you find an egg open it quietly and IN CHARACTER

No sexy posing

Stay neutral, stay relaxed

BE ALERT

Refer to me as Bunny

Do not EVER look at the jumbotron