[D3] The ultimate, end-of-the-world packing list for dogs.

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This is Luna. She’s preparing for the end of the world. She made a packing list for her 4 legged homies.

What every dog should bring for the end of the world.

One bone. Sharp like tooth.

Street cred in form of dead friend. Make sure head is not attached to body. Better if he is still smiling. This shows good will.

Bowtie for fancy occasions.

Friends from the hood. They can bring the socks too.

Liver cookies.

One hoodie for cold, post-world arctic weather.

One reindeer for possible arctic adventure. Before I ate his face, he told me he once knew of a fat man named Santa. I didn’t believe his lies.

Peanut butter. Humans try to hide it, but I’d recognize those stupid bears anywhere.

[This is part of a 30 day, comedic writing challenge entitled Advice For The End Of The World. Receive all 30 days of humor here: http://bit.ly/1oRW0Sj]

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