Dear God; it’s me, Heidi,

First of all, I love you.

I’m trying to do the right thing lots. I talk to you all the time, but I’ve never talked to you through Medium before, so I guess:

“Long time listener / talker; first time poster” ??

I’d like to express how grateful I am that you came along here to set the record straight. Lots of your dear humans are confused. They keep forgetting about when the bible was written, the people who it was for and they’re not so good at translating the Aramaic, Hebrew — to Latin, to German, to English — to English almost dies, to other languages and stuff, etc…

Moses parts the Sea of Reeds people, not the Red Sea…

God, you’re hilarious! How I love you so…

Anyway, I cannot wait to read more of what you write here.

Forever yours,

-h