Announcing the 2017 Medes


Or SMASH! (Choose Wisely)

I nominate myself for the “most successful kidnapping and storage of Chinese Gutbloom” Mede!

Hey! Not Chinese Gutbloom,

is it August yet?

Chinese Gutbloom would like to be nominated for “best impression of not Chinese Gutbloom” Mede!

He would also like to know — is August yet?

(I think he’s hoping he has to provide a mailing address. He thinks if you know his address he will be rescued. Silly Chinese Gutbloom, so foolishly hopeful — we both know that’s not in your best interest now is it?)

Is it?

With Love,

-Cyborg 🌺
& Not Chinese Gutbloom 🛶
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