Dearest Gutbloom,
You are adorable.
1 min readApr 15, 2016
I’ve taken it upon myself to kidnap the Chinese Gutbloom. I’ve given him a nice place to live. He has a very nice laptop too. He only THINKS he’s posting to his Chinese blog!
I’ve set up his blog not to post but to instead “print_screen” and mailto:notchinesegutbloom@notchgb.com. I have sent you a private note — of which you cannot see on mobile device s— with the password. You will receive your first post entitled:
The Tao of Gutbloom
Taste word vinegar — Shanghai
upon log in.
You’re very welcome,
-Cyborg