Dude, I don’t understand why a million people haven’t read this post.
They are stupid. All million of them. And they probably wear pants. And they probably are afraid of laughter. And they probably hate money too. And ice cream and I bet all of them get up early on rainy days and drive like lunatics because “water” is “scary.”
Fuck those people, man.
They probably try to walk into elevators without letting people out first, eat French fries with mayo while calling them freedom fries and know they are terrible singers but still go to fucking karaoke nights at bars and force people to listen to their awful screeching until no one goes to that bar anymore to avoid them. I bet they don’t even brush their teeth.
Angry aardvarks on meth. That’s god damn genius. Fuck anyone who doesn’t read this post.
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