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Honestly, I think your comparisons are suffering a serious lack in scalability. You may as well equate walking down the street with sliding off a roof in a laundry basket.

Also, my sarcasm is not for you. It’s for the cool kids who understand the fundamental difference between a day at the beach and a day eating crickets next to the lizard cage in the broiler room.

Your honesty isn’t disrespectful. Your intentional misrepresentation of what I presented so you could tell me how ‘misguided’ I am… that shit is abusive.

Good to know you’ll abuse someone you don’t know online.

<slow clap>

Next time send the cute keyboard jockey, please. I’m not into you.

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