I also suck. Soooooo, I make a deal with my friends. They have to except me for the sucky asshole that I am, or they can find the door.

Don’t get me wrong this goes both ways. Nobody is perfect and their suck doesn’t phase me either.

So, being honest about this in my eyes makes you a great friend.

And

Baked chicken? Sounds like a lot of fucking work to me. 😂