I am sorry to hear that you’re in this club. It’s not a magic trick I did on purpose.
But I will tell you something, I felt a resonance with you immediately. Wasn’t sure why. I guess this is it. Wish it was that we both like the ocean or hated the MASH theme song (because that is truly the worst sound on the planet).
There are a million better things for us to have in common. I wish it wasn’t this.
I’m here for you. It will be like the blind leading the goofy, but we’ll make it work.