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Oh for the love of all that’s holy. He hasn’t found me yet.

I’m not blocking it either. I’ll let him come shoot his mouth off. It will be hilarity of mass proportions.

MASS PROPORTIONS.

Or maybe it won’t happen. Either way, I think I win.

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