Oh, Gerard Mclean! I read just the first three paragraphs and I’m already in LOVE! Have you seen this:

(I have a huge crush on John Oliver)

But, full disclosure, I also had a massive crush on this guy:

from age 12 until my mid 20's… when I discovered this guy:

I still like that above guy, but I’m crushing hardcore on this guy:

That last one is probably a forever crush because he reminds me of my really and truly — true love and forever crush, Mr. Cyborg (not pictured).

Why am I telling you this? I don’t know. You’re my new friend and I like to share things with friends, especially socially awkward, seemingly out of no where things…

Keep ‘em guessing. New friends like to guess that’s what I always say.

I’m in a weird mood. Feel so free to ignore everything in this post except for that video, it’s good sh1t.