I kept biting my (virtual) lip, wanting to say, “H.,
Jack Herlocker
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The more they shoot the more they miss the goal.

Grab some popcorn. Jump in and cheer me on every once in a while… Like what you just did.

It’s like arguing with “Vizzini.”

YOU FOOL! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which, is NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA.
Only slightly less well known is this: Never go against a Sicilian when DEATH IS ON THE LINE!”

AH HAHAHA!

I stepped away when I realized he was playing with a short deck. It isn’t any fun to win against someone who has the intelligence of a baby squirrel.

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