Warrior Genes — A BATTLE CRY
Today my mom kicked cancer in the balls.
I just found out. Like a minute ago. now two, now three…
I knew she would do it too.
When I found out about her tumor — I kinda felt bad for IT
because that fucker never had a chance.
Today my MOM kicked cancer in the BALLS.
HEY! FUCK YOU, CANCER!
We are warriors. We don’t fuck around.
MY MOM KICKED CANCER IN THE BALLS!
I just needed to say that over and over because it is amazing. It can be done. We can beat cancer. Today it happened in my family. It can happen in yours too. Keep fighting — it isn’t any fun — I know…
BUT TODAY MY MOM KICKED CANCER IN THE BALLS!
This is my battle cry! One day, you or your family member can ring that fucker’s bell too because
FUCK YOU CANCER!
Have hope. Rest well. Have HOPE.
PS Seriously Cancer, GO FUCK YOURSELF.