Yeah, I needed a break from serious — serious, so I went with freak accident — serious funny.
It is hilarious to me now. My friends IRL say, “only you H. only you.” as they squeal with delight at the how it falls from my mouth.
It’s awesome too because I only had to exaggerate one part which is the shirt size in the second mention of it and that was just because to me the shirt actually got bigger…
Perspective is funny that way — how it changes with our circumstances.
I am glad it made you laugh, that was my intent.