You see spirits?
Bruce Willis is all booked up until November, but if you forward your insurance information now, we’ll get your file started. Please note, if you WERE Kevin BAcon we could get you in today.
Fair warning, Willis isn’t that great at identifying people who see spirits, so he’s a ghost himself, but he’s no Patrick Swayze.
I find it interesting the lengths to which a person might go to get some numbers out of a wallet. Also, who does clay pottery in their house while listening to The Righteous Brothers?!?