Generally seeking a unified theory of me encompassing the Red Sox, international adoption, ADD, liberal politics, animal rescue, & compulsive overeating.
There are two defining stories about my life which (I realize now) intersect with each other.
Defining Story #1: The Hyperactive Slob
This is family lore — but also true. As a kid my energy level was absurd. As a toddler, I would open a dresser…