Girl to World

Written while listening to: “Used” — Wyvern Lingo

Hello, world!

a.k.a friends who clicked on this accidentally and Mom.

I’m Carly Hill. I’ve never been good at intros, so I’ll give you three TMI facts about me:

1: when I was in 4th grade, I ate a fruit fly just to out-boy the boys.

2: I stole a Mufasa keychain from Disney World when I was juuust old enough to know it was wrong, but young enough for it to still be cute.

3: I’ve had more toads pee in my hands than I have had sexual partners.

Now that that’s outta the way, this is my blog. I’m not entirely sure what that means yet, but I can tell you that if it included a disclaimer, it would say: WARNING: HERE BE MONSTERS. Do not proceed unless you have an affinity for nerdy things, super zen stoner logic thoughts written by a non-stoner, bleedingly hipster posts, and talk of love & lack thereof (that rhymes…coincidence?)

So there you go! …I don’t even really know what “you” means, here…are you a reader? Someone who accidentally ended up here while looking for a Carli Hille? Future me coming back and revisiting this post surrounded by many cats and excessive succulents?

I dunno. All I know is that I was really eager to write a first post, and now I’m just freewriting and wondering if you can put emojis into these posts.

I’ve never been good at sign-offs either, so…I’ll just cut it off midway through this sen

xo

P.S Answer: you totally can post emojis here. Rad. 👽