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Hussein Kesvani
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Mar 18, 2020

Fuck this stupid bird

Government guidelines on what to do in quarantine include going out for mild exercise — namely, casual walking in the mild early spring weather. …

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Fuck this stupid bird
Fuck this stupid bird

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Mar 18, 2020

Interview with a guy with his dick out on the internet at 2pm on a Tuesday

My Life Is Not Mine — Give up wanting what other people have. That way you’re safe. “Where, where can I be safe?” you ask. This is not a day for asking questions, Not a day on any calendar. This day is conscious of itself. — Rumi This is my penis song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long One of those porno king kong dongs — Macklemore, Penis Song (2005)

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Interview with a guy with his dick out on the internet at 2pm on a Tuesday
Interview with a guy with his dick out on the internet at 2pm on a Tuesday

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Published in MEL Magazine

·Oct 8, 2018

Meet the Rappers of LinkedIn

According to these MCs, Soundcloud has nothing on your least favorite social network — A couple of weeks ago, a Coventry, U.K.-based rapper connected with me on LinkedIn. In his bio, Skatta (aka 23-year-old Nathan Hunter) describes himself as a “Grime Artist” and has been “endorsed” by other LinkedIn members for his skills in music production and entertainment. His work experience details his time…

Music

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Meet the Rappers of LinkedIn
Meet the Rappers of LinkedIn
Music

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Published in MEL Magazine

·Oct 7, 2018

The Sikh Boxers Fighting to Keep Their Beards in the Ring

And making history in the process — As a kid, Simran Jeet Singh had dreams of becoming a professional boxer. At 10, sleeping in a Leicester bedroom surrounded by posters of Muhammad Ali — his favorite being the iconic image of Ali towering over a knocked out Sonny Liston — Singh started boxing at a local sports…

Boxing

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The Sikh Boxers Fighting to Keep Their Beards in the Ring
The Sikh Boxers Fighting to Keep Their Beards in the Ring
Boxing

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Published in MEL Magazine

·Oct 1, 2018

The Fast-Growing World of #FatRunners

Forty-year-old Marcus Jones finished his first marathon in London this year, in just under six and a half hours, an unremarkable, if not disappointing, time for most marathon runners. (Even the average mark for novices tends to be just under four and a half hours.) It was far from unremarkable…

Weight Loss

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The Fast-Growing World of #FatRunners
The Fast-Growing World of #FatRunners
Weight Loss

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·Sep 28, 2018

The Quiet Rise of the ‘Shy Radical’

Introverts are carving out their own space in the resistance movement—and changing the way we protest — In November 2010, Andrew, 28, was in a fetal position on a side street in central London. At the time, he was a first-year undergraduate at the University of Leeds, studying history and politics. Like many students across the country, he’d traveled to the city to protest against the government’s…

Politics

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The Quiet Rise of the ‘Shy Radical’
The Quiet Rise of the ‘Shy Radical’
Politics

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·Sep 21, 2018

On India’s New Hit Film About Men Who Are Scared to Roam the Streets, and the Growing Trend of Feminist Bollywood Movies

In the opening shots of the trailer for the Bollywood movie Stree, a group of men are huddled together in darkness, whispering about a notorious female ghost who captures the souls of her male victims, leaving only their clothes behind. Written on the walls of the house in red paint…

Feminism

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On India’s New Hit Film About Men Who Are Scared to Roam the Streets, and the Growing Trend of…
On India’s New Hit Film About Men Who Are Scared to Roam the Streets, and the Growing Trend of…
Feminism

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·Sep 16, 2018

Millennial #PlantDaddies Are Making Horticulture Hot—And Manly

In a greenhouse in Istanbul, Tayfun, a young Turkish man with a shaved head and a thick, black beard, sits shirtless in the sun, casually admiring a fan palm tree. Meanwhile in Bangkok, Takoyakrit, a male model, stands among bright green barringtonia flowers, showing off his pec, chiseled abs and…

Gardening

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Millennial #PlantDaddies Are Making Horticulture Hot—And Manly
Millennial #PlantDaddies Are Making Horticulture Hot—And Manly
Gardening

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·Sep 15, 2018

Inside the British Black-Market for Homegrown Sperm

In their suburban home in Finchley, North London, Stuart and Mary Townsend, a young, professional couple in their 30s, are hovering over a laptop, adding to a spreadsheet labeled “donors.” The eight column sheet lists almost every detail about potential sperm donors, ranging from their height and weight to snippets…

Pregnancy

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Inside the British Black-Market for Homegrown Sperm
Inside the British Black-Market for Homegrown Sperm
Pregnancy

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·Sep 9, 2018

The Rise of ‘Muscle Workout Chart’ Facebook Groups

Such guides are as old as dust, but they’ve found new life online among recent gym converts who swear by them — For the past four months, Shravan Upadhayay, a 30-year-old tech consultant in Faridabad, India, has been on a strict workout regime. He lifts four to five times a week and does one high-intensity cardio session at a small, cheap gym at an old motorcycle repair shop near his house. Similarly…

Workout

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The Rise of ‘Muscle Workout Chart’ Facebook Groups
The Rise of ‘Muscle Workout Chart’ Facebook Groups
Workout

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