Taco Tuesday Sequel
One day Samantha, Julian and Jolie ran to the gun store and asked for K_43s.
“What?”
Asked the man.
“Yes, we need them to get Trump.”
Said Samantha.
“But the elections are tomorrow!”
Said the man.
“Just give us some guns.”
Said Jolie.
“Here’s your money.”
Said Julian handing over 200 $$$.
“Ooh wow, thanks. Help yourself to the store!”
He said running off.
“Ok lets get some K_43’s. Said Samantha. (reference to taco tuesday.)
So everyone got their guns and went to the white house. But on their way, Ben Carson came down on the road on a kangaraptor! And he had all the other dropped out republicans on alicorns! (Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum and Scott Walker.)
“Oh no! What are we going to do?”
Screamed Sadie, Jolie’s sister.
“When the heck did you get here?”
Asked Jolie.
“Well, I sawl you and — ”
But then Jeb Bush’ alicorn shot a laser at Sadie!
Sadie didn’t die, but she fell off the car and turned into a Magikarp.
“Help me guys please….” Saide said as she rolled into a river. Jolie laughed, almost throwing up.
Anyway, everyone tried to shoot dem alicorns down! But then, Morgan Freeman came down dressed as an Angel and shed some light on dem guys. Dey died. But then Clint Eastwood came down dressed as a devil!
“Morgan Freeman! You voice is bad. Don’t talk! You and your stupid political commercials. Errr, go away!”
“My man Eastwood, calm do — ”
“No, no, no this can’t be! My idol Morgan Freeman!” Yelled Jacob.
“Wait, Jacobs idol is Morgan Freeman?” Giggled Samantha.
“Well, this is going to spread like wildfire at school…” Chuckled Julian.
“Yep. Jacob, say goodbye to your reputation!” Yelled Jolie.
“Ha ha ha X a billion.” Said Julian.
“Oh jeez, no.” said Jacob. “MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!”
But then, Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and wrecked Clint Eastwood!
“Hashtaag Get Wrecked, my good man. Now you will all die!”
But then a dart came out of nowhere and stuck him in neck!
“Hey guys!” Called Zac. He started to come down to greet Rebellion Against Donald Trump Association, aka RADTA. But then, he got bowled over by a an Elano which is a Elephant and a Rhino.
“Aggg Oh my gosh, help!” He shouted. But the Elano was just giving him a bear hug.
“Aww, it’s so cute!” Said Jolie.
“Come on guys we need to get Trump!” Said Samantha.
“Yes come on guys! Get back in the car.” Said Julian.
The poor taxi driver.
When they were in the driveway of the white house, Daniel Radcliffe came out of nowhere on his broomstick!
“Come on mates get out of our way! Voldemort is there!” He yelled. He pointed his wand at….nothing in sight.
“Listen dude, your a 26 year old man, riding a fake broomstick and you grew your hair long. Again.” Said Samantha.
Jolie just scowled. She loves Harry Potter. :)
So they drove past Harry Potter and then, Justin Bieber came out of nowhere!
“Oh baby you should go and love yourself.”
“AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!” Screamed Samantha. “AAACK, I’M DYING!!!!!!!!!!! A LIVE JB APPEARANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGG, I’M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Is it too late now to say sorry, cuz I’m missing more than just your body.”
“STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!! ERRRRGGGGG, I’M DYING!!!!!! HELP HELP HELP HEEEELP!!!!!!!!”
Samantha kept screaming. She covered her ears.
“What do you mean? Ooh oooh ooh oohhh.”
“OK JUST SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UUUUUP!!!!!! GO AWAY!!! NO ONE LIKES YOUR DREADLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOUR MUSIC!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
During this rage time, Jolie and Julian were laughing very very very hard. Their guns were shaking from the laughter.
“Run over him.” Samantha told the driver. He laughed quietly and hit the pedal to the floor board.
JB screamed.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IN YOUR FACE JB!!!! YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!!!!!!! HATE YOU!!!!! Errg god, bye.”
Now they finally made it to the front door.
“Finally!” Said Samantha.
They burst through the door, guns and all.
Trump was there staring at the mirror, practicing puckering.
“Oh, hello boys and — what are you doing?!”
Jolie counted down the moments until they shot.
3…2…1 GO!
But, they were all out of ammo.
Dang it….
Yup there you go! — Samantha