I am looking in my closet. Yeah there it is. I thought my ex had thrown it away but in the back in the corner in the dark is still my misogynistic ass hat. Let’s brush some dust off and put it on. This brings back warm memories of shooters, strippers, fist fights, drunk tanks and lots of boyish good times.

Hmmmm all I feel now when I put it on is fear. Women are working harder in school preparing themselves educationally and earning more advanced degrees than men. Their grade points are higher. They give a higher and more consistent effort on the job. I did belong to the same fraternity in college as the CEO, but that may not be enough to propel me up the ladder. Well I can’t show fear. That would be unmanly. I guess will need to feign anger and call them all bimbos.

That should work.