10 Things Tall Women Are Sick of Hearing

Geena Davis is lovely, and 6'0 ft tall!

1. “You’re So Tall!”

I know. It’s almost like I’ve lived every second of my life being reminded of that fact.

2. “You Must Play Basketball.”

No. Too much running. Try again.

3. “You Could Be a Model!”

Conventional model height caps at 5’11. I’m 6’1, and you didn’t take into consideration my ugly face — no worries, you may have missed while staring straight into my boobs.

4. “It Must Be Really Hard to Find a Guy.”

I’ve dated 5’6 to 6’5, thank you very much. I prefer men who don’t reduce me to my height and consider my brain and personality too! Shocking.

5. “You Shouldn’t Wear Those Heels.”

Nobody should wear heels, they are medieval torture devices, HOWEVER I’d like to make the decision to destroy my feet without your input, mkay?

6. “6'1? No Way. Stand Back to Back with My Boyfriend and Prove It.”

No thank you. Whether you believe me or not, I can and will crush you like a bug. Because you bug me.

7. “I’m Super into Tall Girls.”

I’m super into guys who don’t open with that.

8. “Could You Hunch Down a Bit in the Seat You Paid for Up Front?”

Nope, I won’t be uncomfortable the whole show for your convenience. You should have ordered your tickets earlier.

9. “Your Kids Will Be Massive!”

I hope so, I’m trying to grow a Giant army. JustKiddingIDon’tWantKidsButThanksForAssuming.

10. “Size 12 Shoes? No, We Don’t Have Those… Try the Men’s Section.”

GET SOME, BECAUSE NOT ALL WOMEN FIT INTO A SIZE 8 SHOE AND I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY, GODDAMNIT.

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