Being Afraid To Fall Asleep

#TheHonestyProject
Sep 9, 2018 · 4 min read

Chapter One

I Am A Badass Night Owl

I am an owl.

Being an owl is a curse and a blessing. Let me explain.

Owls are marvellous creatures. Their hearing is impeccable, basically they can hear if their prey is underneath leaves and dirt. Their flight is silent, like a fucking Tesla, not a sound, perfect for swooping in on their prey. They swallow their prey whole, then regurgitate the…

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