Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersFive fake trades for Kevin Love that actually make (some) senseWith LeBron James living it up miles away from any Cleveland Blaze Pizza and trolling the Laker fans who long talked shit about him, this…Jul 13, 2018Jul 13, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersConstructing the perfect NFL Draft for the New England PatriotsIt’s flown under the radar a bit — what with seemingly extraneous reports proliferating about Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady considering…Apr 26, 2018Apr 26, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersNBA X-factors: Here are the 6 players who will swing this year’s NBA title raceWith the NBA playoffs right around the corner, there’s likely to be some tight match-ups to decide who gets to the finals. In the West…Apr 13, 2018Apr 13, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersHere’s what’s going to happen this MLB season, featuring the 2018 World Series champsThe MLB season started Thursday. I know, I’m surprised too. Would it be so bad to start after the NCAA Tournament is over and at least get…Mar 29, 2018Mar 29, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersHollywood, it’s time to make the definitive hippopotamus horror movieAfter IT and Get Out last year, and with Quiet Place, Hereditary and another installment in the Halloween franchise all still to come in…Mar 16, 2018Mar 16, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersAfter Sunday, who are the best actors without Oscars?On Sunday, the Academy Awards gave acting Oscars to Frances McDormand, Gary Oldman (blech), Allison Janney and Sam Rockwell. Aside from…Mar 6, 2018Mar 6, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballers“Three Billboards” winning Best Picture would be the latest in a long line of Oscar missteps this…As Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri racks up just about every single precursor for the Best Picture Oscar that it’s nominated for…Feb 28, 2018Feb 28, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersHow many medals would Frozone have won at the Winter Olympics?As soon as Disney used the Winter Olympics on NBC to unveil its new trailer for Incredibles 2, and Frozone — who created figure skating…Feb 26, 2018Feb 26, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersWhere do the San Antonio Spurs stand if Kawhi Leonard really doesn’t come back?On Wednesday, San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich said he’d “be surprised if (Kawhi Leonard) returns this season.” What could that…Feb 22, 2018Feb 22, 2018
Hooman YazdanianinSpitballersThe official ranking of all high school class presidentsIt’s President’s Day 2018 and there’s no better time — that’s right, not even President’s Day 2017 or President’s Day 2013 — to rank all…Feb 19, 2018Feb 19, 2018