30 Day Challenge

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Today is THE DAY. Today is the day when my new myself was born and the first thing it did, was killing guess who. It woke up before 11 am, when my old myself was still sleeping and kill him with so bad joke, that his head exploded. *haha* Now his torso lies under my bed and I hope it will never wake up again.

The first think my new fresh myself decided to do was to challenge myself in some crazy stuff like waking up earlier (that’s crazy word to pronounce), or read more and other things which my old myself wasn’t able to do more than 24 hours. Here is the list of thinks I (my new myself) want to achieve in next 30 days :

1] Sleep less than 7hours a day ✘

2] Read every day at least few pages of some book ✘

3] And to attempted assassination to Medium with my bad english ✔

I know that except the last one, these challenges are nearly impossible to achieve but I ! will face them not like a MAN, but like a HERO ! And I promise you that I ! am going to kill all these challenges, their families, their friends, all friends of their friends and their kids until I become better person… *dramatic silence*