Alternative Snacks and a Few Snickers

A poem about three friends united by their need for alternative snacks.

(Image via: The Charlotte Observer)
There once was a woman named Kellyanne Conway,
who, one day, appeared on NBC’s airwaves.
She said her friend offered alternative snacks:
Doritos, Oreos, or crackers?

Mrs. Conway’s friend was named Sean Spicer,
Who, I say, could not be any wiser.
He compared his facts to reports about the weather,
But he meant to say caramel Werthers.

Kellyanne and Sean had a friend named Donald,
Who, I hear, really likes to fondle.
His last name is Trump, and he is a little plump,
He said, “I’ll take the crackers.”