Howard Brazee
Sep 9, 2018 · 1 min read

First — that is *not* what expiration dates are for.

I’m wondering why I don’t think of those euphemisms. What does it say about me? I guess mainly that I don’t have many opportunities to talk about them. When I was a child I used the word “barf”, but as an adult, the concept only comes up with someone being sick, and I automatically switch to that mindset.

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