Please Hold….

I called Metlife today to see if some dental work would be covered.

They put me on hold and made me finger dance my way to find a human.

I am sure they will find a way to not pay.

Tonight their machines called me back to ask me how the experience was.

I have them on hold.

Originally published at Howard Lindzon.

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